‘Sometimes you can learn more about a person by what they don’t tell you. Sometimes you can learn a lot from the things they just make up. If you are tagged with this Meme, lie to me. Then tag 7 other folks (one for each deadly sin) and hope they can lie.’

This meme has been floating around the Blogosphere the past week and L.R. Bonehill was kind enough to tag me.

Pride: What is your biggest contribution to the world?

I led a worker’s revolution in Azerbaijan in 1996, like a real one that wasn’t Stalinist. And then wrote a book about it. And then the BBC loved me by filming a special about the great Aussie horror writer who liberated the people of Azerbaijan.

Envy: What do your co-workers wish they had which is yours?

My determined work ethic.

Gluttony: What did you eat last night?

2 kilograms of Roasted Kangaroo (nothing like meat from your nation’s Coat of Arms) topped with a litre of gravy.

Lust: What really lights your fire?

I’m turned on by rioters, glistening with sweat from the burning police cars all around them.

Anger: What is the last thing that really pissed you off?

Bludgers at work. Can’t they be grateful they have a job? Their boss does so much for them.

Greed: Name something you keep from others.

The millions of dollars in royalties I’m still collecting for Revolts: My Worker’s Revolution in Azerbaijan.

Sloth: What’s the laziest thing you’ve ever done?

I actually slept in during the insurrection of the parliament of Azerbaijan, so got a ghost writer to write that part.

I’ve cruelly kindly passed this on and tagged Isaac, Terrie, Karen, Ash, Neil, Kath and Carol. Have fun guys!

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